It’s nice to finally have someone to share a life with. It’s also nice having that same someone sit on my face when needed.
So my boyfriend posted this photo of us on his tumblr. I love dude butt. People who’ve been following me for long enough know this. My face is buried in it. omg.
lol. oh man.
Why is it when you’re single the ones you want to pay attention to you, don’t.. but when you get into a relationship they want to be all on your dick? lol
I suck at texting. I give up.
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Bless the guy who just submitted this photo.
Who is ready for happy new year texts from people who never bother texting you?
Shout out to my best friend. He’s following in my footsteps tonight. Once you go black you never go back. Wut up doe.
24hr protection deodorant.
LIES. BULLSHIT. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT.
Brooke Candy - Das Me
Trying to decide if I like this chick or not. lol. Just watch the video.
(Source: destroyer)
Me hitting on dudes: You would look good inside of me.
I say a lot of curse words when I sneeze.
Heartbroken right now. =(
